Thank you KJ for pointing
out that I really do live a pathetic life. *wink* Next time I will do better on my day
off.
And
Meridith, perhaps your wifey and I should open up our own snooping
business! Dykes Who Dig. Sounds like a money maker for sure.
Thanks
also to you who found humor in my sad state. At least I know you’ve got my back. Pffft.
The
following is an actual conversation that happened last night. Not embellished AT ALL. Sadly enough.
The
scene. 10:00pm and we’re in bed
kind of kissing goodnight. I say
kind of because we’re also talking at the same time. Efficient! I
rub her back for a nanosecond and this is what transpires.
Rebeca: Oooh! Knead me!
Me: Goodnight! (Trying to rectify my
mistake by ignoring that I semi-massaged her.)
Rebeca: Babe! I need you to knead me!! (chuckles at her “wit”)
Me: Stupid. I’m going to sleep.
Rebeca: Let’s play that you’re a pastry chef
and my back is a ball of dough.
Me: Oh. My. God. This is your role playing?!! That is so sad, Rebeca.
Rebeca: Like you’re making pizza or
something.
Me: You can’t overwork pizza dough.
Rebeca: Then think of something else! Pleeeeeaaaaasssseeee!!
Me: I’m totally blogging about this.
Rebeca: You better not!
Why you gotta lay all our shit out there all the time.
Me: Because I can. Plus I didn’t even get a “good” kiss
goodnight!
Rebeca: I DID kiss you AND gave you something
to blog about. Knead me.
Me: One should never tease about role
playing.
It’s
like a comedy sans the humor.
3 comments:
I can't for the life of me figure out why you didn't knead her. COME ON GIRL !
It's not every day you are given the chance to play chef. You could have made a dessert pizza and used real products from the kitchen. mmmmm.
Thanks for the idea. I'm going to ask to be kneaded tonight. ;-)
I love this exchange so much. I can't even TELL you how much I love it. There's just so much love there it's untellable. Also, my wife is down for snooping.
Heh, I remember v and i early on and how we couldn't keep our hands off each other - how do we get to this place?? You should've played naughty. ;)
Oh and V will have to get in on your company, too. I don't know how she digs this stuff up, but she's a total master at finding stuff out.
Hey could you send me an email - I have a question. ourwittleone [at] yahoo
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