Answering KJ AKA Rated M for Mature

When I read these questions, I thought, “pffft I’ve already blogged about most of them without an award!”  haha  Such an open book, I am. 

But because KJ said that she kinda sorta thought about me when posting them, I will answer them completely and without censor. 

1.Where do you fall on the Kinsey scale ? 0-10 (0 being 100% gay)
2- Have you earned your toaster oven ? (you can provide details if you so choose)
3- Are you a gold star wearing lesbian ?
4- What are your thoughts on PDA (public displays of affection) personally and with other people in the gay community ?
5- 1 night, no questions asked, explain ?
6- Have you seen the movie The Heat ? (why not) (go immediately)
7- Favorite lesbian movie ?
8- why ?
9- Favorite lesbian actor ?
10- why ?
11- Age when you realized that you were a big homo ?

 

As for question #1.  On the for reals Kinsey scale, 0 is exclusively hetero and 6 is exclusively homo.  I took a little test that I found here and this was my result.

 

The test is complete. Below is the kinsey scale, your result has been highlighted.

0	Exclusively heterosexual.
1	Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual.
2	Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual.
3	Equally heterosexual and homosexual.
4	Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.
5	Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual.
6	Exclusively homosexual.
X	Non-sexual.
F	The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.

 

Interesting no?  I always thought of myself as more of a 5.  When I look at men, there’s absolutely nothing there.  Remember when I tried to make a list of hot ones??  That was a task.  BUT I do sometimes like to think about them if you know what I mean.  I just would never want to deal with the reality of a guy. 

 

I promise my answers are not all going to be as long as that one. 

 

2.  Yes, I am the proud owner of a Kitchen Aid toaster oven.  You can read the story here. 

 

3.  Gold star?  Nope, but close enough!  Stupid story here.

 

4.  PDA?  It’s like tongue.  I like some, but please don’t overdo it. 

 

5.  1 night, no questions asked?  Damn.  Who wouldn’t I do?! 

 

6.  The Heat.  Haven’t seen it yet, but I really want to!  That Melissa McCarthy chick cracks my shit up!!  And Sandra Bullock is yummy. 

 

7.  Favorite lesbian movie.  Hmmmmmm… I think I shall choose “When Night is Falling”.  Saw it in college and I was never the same.  Lol

 

8.  Why?  Because I had NEVER been as turned on by ANYTHING in my life up until that point. 

 

9 &  10.  Fave lesbian actor? Why?  Are we basing this on hotness or actual acting fortitude?  I’m gonna go with Jane Lynch.  She’s hilarious and not too shabby in a track suit. 

 

11.  Age when I knew I liked the ladies?  There were a few times actually.  When I was 12 and then around 17 ( couldn’t understand my feelings for Kim Zmeskal during the Olympics.  Pathetic.)    at 19 and then finally accepted my fate when I was 21.  Sometimes I’m a liiiiiiiiiittle bit slow.