So now I’m in trouble for
posting about our “sex life”. I
put that in quotes, because it’s more like a sex phase. Haha And now, like the moon, this phase is probably waning.
Rebeca: Don’t put our shit out there on the world
wide web!!
Me: Don’t say “world wide web”. You sound like a grandma.
Rebeca: Well! Don’t lay out all of our stuff in cyberspace.
Me: No one says “cyberspace” hon.
Rebeca: I don’t give a shit. Stop telling everyone on the interweb. Someone might know me.
Me: Interweb? Really?
Pffft. So what? Someone might know that you actually
have sex? They’d probably be
impressed. Stop being a
crybaby.
Rebeca: WWW stands for World Wide Web
anyway.
Me: You’re stupid.
And that was that. I think her macho side liked that I’m
talking about how hot she’s been.
But of course she will never admit that. She’ll just grump about like a crotchety old man. Yay for me.
5 comments:
I'm super confused.
What Do you call it ?
The internet ?
I was mostly just trying to distract her and she wasn't being totally serious. :) I just call it "online" I guess. I've never paid attention.
Did you see how I got a comment on how you make my page dirty?? lol :) She's completely right.
NO ! What comment ? Someone thought that I make your page dirty ?
Well I think online sounds dirty. I think the internet should be the term we use. Should we take a vote.
Once decided, please let Rebeca in on it. I'd hate for her to wonder, like I have for the last 18hrs. :)
Also. I think Rebeca rocks. Just like my husband....who protests a lot of the stuff I post...they really are great sports.
Please let her know that nobody reading gets it when you type "ahem" except for 2 or 3 of your readers. and we don't know her in real life.
yet.
:)
Tell her this is for the good of the internet. She's a public service.
lol, considering the state of my sex life (or lack thereof) this is definitely a public service. you guys should file for 501(c)(3) status.
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